authoriting:

Anyone else ever get in the mood to ring up every single ex-friend that has ever mistreated, disrespected, deserted, disposed of or used you, and just be like, “I just rang to say, ‘Fuck you,’” and put the phone down.

I usually avoid the shit out of them.


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The US Department of Education captioned Star Trek DS9 on Netflix.


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andykinskywalker:

whoredinaryboy:

This is disgusting


Finally


funkies:

wanna take naps naked with you

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gerominoooo:

Omg, I love people that have an unexpected aspect to them.

Like, some girl you know who wears light pastel or polkadot dresses who is actually hardcore into classic rock.

Or a really loud, obnoxious, athletic swaggy boy who’s favorite show is Doctor Who.

Or even a really quiet, awkward girl who makes a lot of penis jokes.

I love those people.

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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http://duosion.tumblr.com/post/93063913212/i-hate-time-travel-stories-so-much-they-never

duosion:

I hate time travel stories so much. They never make sense. Because time travel doesn’t make any sense because it’s impossible. I’m tryna figure out what exactly is going on and what would happen if this happens or why that happening made this happen and all this nonsense and then some bit makes no…

Yes, these hurt my soul to. Except Doctor Who… because like then there would be no show.


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ampharos:

The Ocarina of Time themed update for Hyrule Warriors

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